Free UK Delivery
Do you know what’s missing from your morning routine? A fictional stalker is watching you drink your tea. Enter Joe Goldberg. Calm. Creepy. Weirdly hot. And now, staring at you from your new favourite mug.
This isn’t just a mug. It’s a red flag with a handle. And you’re here for it.
Joe doesn’t need to say your name out loud. He writes it in perfect penmanship on a fake note he taped to your mug because he’s thoughtful like that. Protective. The kind of guy who knows your schedule better than you do.
The quote? It’s not subtle. It’s not supposed to be. It reads:
“I watch you, Beck, because no one sees you like I do.”
Swap the name. Make it yours. Or gift it to that one mate who always fancies the unhinged fictional characters. You know the one.
The design is split across both sides:
- Joe Goldberg’s face is on one side, judging you with full emotional damage energy.
- A handwritten note on the other, taped like he had physically stuck it to your kettle this morning.
This is for the people who say things like, “He’s not toxic; he’s misunderstood.”
For those who think a cap and a bookstore job is a green light.
For anyone who’s binge-watched You, made zero healthy choices, and then googled “Joe Goldberg quotes to print on stuff.”
You’re buying this because:
- You want people to think you’re a walking red flag, and you’re proud of it.
- You love uncomfortable gifts that make people laugh, then pause.
- You believe that obsession is a form of love language.
This is not a mug for balanced people. It’s for you.
