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You’re not angry. You’re not unapproachable. You’re just trying to function without losing your shit. And that takes space. That takes quiet. That brings… alone time.
This mug says what you’re already thinking: back off. Kindly.
“My alone time is for everyone’s safety.” It’s not a joke. It’s a public service announcement. Because when you’re pushed too far, someone’s catching hands—or at the very least, seeing a look that says don’t test me today.
This mug gets you. You’re the person who needs that morning moment before speaking to anyone. You want your coffee before the conversation. Have your tea before the tasks. And for the love of all things holy, silence while sipping it.
You don’t need group chats before 9 a.m. You don’t want to be asked how your weekend was while eating lunch. You don’t want to hear small talk while your headphones are clearly in. This mug is your warning label. Unless you make me one, it says, “I’m not the problem.”
The design keeps it fun but honest. A winged figure in sunglasses and a crown sips wine like no one’s business. Surrounded by tiny hearts because even your rage has range. It’s printed in red on white—soft aesthetic, sharp message.
Size? Standard: 11 oz. Enough for your caffeine fix. It’s microwave-safe for reheating and dishwasher-safe because you’re not in the mood to scrub mugs by hand. But let’s be honest: You didn’t buy this for its practicality. You bought it because it speaks your language.
Perfect for home, the office (if you’re brave), or just as a daily reminder to everyone you live with that you need five bloody minutes.
It also makes an excellent gift for that one mate who goes silent when overstimulated. Or the colleague who deserves a break from “just one quick thing.” Or yourself because you’ve earned it.
This isn’t just a mug. It’s self-defence. It’s emotional risk management. It’s your daily boundary with a handle.
Buy it, fill it, and hold it like a shield. You’ll feel better, and everyone else will be safer. It’s a win-win.
