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You take your padel seriously. So why settle for a boring mug?
This one says exactly what everyone already knows: you’re good. Like, annoyingly good. Good enough that people start making excuses before the first serve. And when the game’s over? You walk off the court cool as anything, while they’re wondering what just happened. Now you’ve got a mug that captures that feeling perfectly.
“Tears of People I Beat at Padel”
Not subtle. Not sorry. Just honest.
This mug was made for padel players who don’t just play—they dominate. Whether it’s a friendly weekend match or league night, you turn up to win. And when you do? You deserve a proper victory drink. Coffee. Tea. Protein shake. Doesn’t matter. Everything tastes better out of this mug.
What’s it made of?
- Solid ceramic
- 11oz size (that’s your standard cup of coffee, no tiny espresso nonsense)
- Dishwasher safe
- Durable print that won’t fade, even after repeated washes
- Comfortable C-shaped handle (yep, we tested that)
Perfect for home, the office, or even your kit bag. Start your morning with a reminder that you are, in fact, a padel menace.
It’s also a great gift.
Got a friend who’s just a bit too competitive on court? This will either make them laugh or feel personally attacked (win-win). Birthdays, team secret Santas, league prizes—this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Why does this mug work?
- It’s funny, but also true.
- It’s practical (use it every day)
- It shows personality (and a bit of cheek)
- It tells people what kind of player you are—confident, competitive, and proud of it
Let’s be honest. You’ve got enough plain mugs. This one says something about you. About your game. About your mindset. About your glorious collection of wins.
Buy it because:
You’ve earned it.
Or someone else has.
Either way, this mug belongs in the hands of a padel player who doesn’t mess around.
